So I was at the book store the other day scanning the comic rack.All of the familiar faces of childhood stared back up at me. The Hulk wanted to smash and Superman was being...super, but one thing caught my eye. Archie comics are still being sold.What the hell dude?How is this even possible.Obviously someone still reads them, but who? I can't think of one person who actually wants to read these.It's not like people are sitting there thinking,"Hey what is the Riverdale Gang doing this month?I wonder if Archie will pick Betty or Veronica.Jughead is still wearing that crown for no apparent reason, this seems intriguing."
No one wants to read this.Why can't the peeps at Archie comics understand that? They have to be losing a ton of cash.They have other titles that they can sell like Sabrina the Teenage Witch and Sonic the Hedgehog, but even those suck.i get that people are nostalgic for the good old days,but there are no more malt shops and the amount of food Jughead eats should have given him coronary heart failure by now.earn a lesson Archie comics, no one wants your merch any more.I am deeply sorry but it is just too lame and sad to sell to the youth of today.
Here is something for you to enjoy and be confused by.
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