Dumb as Fuck Snow Shenanigans.

Hello,hello everyone.Today I got to sleep in,but only for a few hours.That kinda sucked,but not as much as having to shovel a foot of snow off of the sidewalk with a plastic shovel.What should have taken about twenty minutes morphed into an hour and a half dumb fuck snow shenanigans.

My brother and I attempted to get all of the snow off the sidewalk in our back yard which wasn't a big deal.It need to be done so my dog could pee in an area that wouldn't swallow him beneath the icy depths of the backyard snow.We got that cleared away and started to remove the snow from the sidewalk and the little driveway that leads to the garage.The sidewalk snow wasn't bad, but the driveway snow was so thick that my mom couldn't get her car out of the garage to go to work.

We get the sidewalk pretty much cleared from the backdoor to the garage and then attempt to get the snow from the driveway.It's so thick that we get a lot cleared away only to discover that there is about another four or five inches of snow beneath that.My mom suggests that we walk down to my dads house to pick up his snow blower.Thinking this would be easy and quick we start to head down that way.I throw a big chunk of snow at Keegan who in turn gets pissed and starts chasing me through the thick mounds of snow that we have yet to clear.He catches up with me and I trip and fall into the snow.I hit at an angle that gets me good and stuck in the snow.As I tried to push myself up I slowly sink in even more as the snow gets packed down beneath my hands.

Keegan laughs and refuses to believe that I am really stuck in the snow.I keep asking him to help because the snow on my leg is freezing and starting to hurt pretty bad. As he walks across the street he loses the bottom of his boot.They were pretty old and were falling apart so I guess it was his karmic bitch slap for laughing at me as I sank deeper into the snow.

We eventually make it down to my dads and dig out the snow blower from the garage.It takes us about ten minutes to get it two blocks away to my house.The roads were so caked with snow that each pull of the snow blower would catch more snow beneath it and drag it down.I am starting to get irritated because A.) I hate winter and B.) My legs and feet are freezing on account of all the wet snow on my pants and shoes.

We get the thing home and finally clear off the driveway enough to get the car out.It takes us another ten to fifteen minutes to clear it and the rest of the sidewalk.Now I am worn out and I will probably nap and watch movies the rest of the day.First the room needs a good cleaning and then it is time for the wonderful world of Mr. Quentin Tarantino.

If you made it through this blog about snow then congratulations,you have less of a life than I do.Well goodbye children.

-Your Loving Uncle Daniel.